Guess what everyone? It turns out were not dead after all. We just had a several month technical problem at the compound some of us got too drunk to remember how to work the recording equipment others were forced to wander the earth alone until they learned how to deal with the raging beast inside. However, just like Chinese Democracy the newest episode of the scholars is no longer just a fevered pipe dream. Unlike that album, this won't suck ass. So come get your boots on play along with a with a Celebrity Choose Your Own Adventure; duke it out in our movie tagline game, "What's This From Assholes?"; find out what those Windmill Winders are up to in the Netherlands; and get your fix for the latest Fave 5 with this weeks Fave 5 Movie Pets. It's all here... on The Gentleman Scholars.